“I am a professional data-science comedian.”
I help people think about how they can use data to make better decisions. I've worked as a data scientist across several industries, and I know work as a Director of Analytics Strategy. I'm a Professional (in a strictly technical sense) Data Comedian. I can tell award winning data jokes! Sometimes it's hard to hear an eye-roll, but I'm confident that my jokes generate such intense eye-rolls that a good mic will be able to pick them up.